sleepyhead

The boymanfriend occasionally talks in his sleep. I've decided that the only logical response is to respond to him -- and lucky for me, he actually answers. Yup, full-on conversations while he sleeps. It never fails to make me giggle, and I can't wait for morning to tell him what we talked about...

Like this recent gem:

him: It's two pounds.

she: What? What's two pounds?

him: Two. It's two.


she: Oh. ...Is that heavy or light?

him: It's light.


she: What is it?

him: Duckie [the dog] is moving it.


she: Well, she's little -- two pounds is probably heavy for her.

him: No. She's strong.


Alas, we still have no idea what the two pound object was!